Turtle Calls

From turtlecalls.com, Americas turtlecalls leader:

the $2 turtlecall
america’s original turtlecall – i will try to get through at least three times and if i cannot i will leave a cool voicemail in my turtle voice

the $3 cheadlecall
this is a special turtlecall where i will call and pretend to be a turtle pretending to be don cheadle, who is a famous actor in american movies like hotel rwanda

the $10 super turtlecall
this turtlecall has advanced features like that i will keep calling until i do not get a voicemail, even if it takes weeks

a super turtlecall pushes your turtlecall to the front of the line for execution and for getting onto the internet for you to hear

also if your recipient never picks up or they hang up fast i will email you and ask you to give me another person to try

And here’s an example of a turtle call in action:

I may have just purchased one. Many more turtlecalls here.